Category Archive: Worst dressed

Jun 30

Seductive Smoky Eyes

(L) Classic Eyes (R) Smoky Eyes “Smoky” eyes have been the rage for years, but very few people know how to execute them effectively. First of all, you mustn’t ever put a dark color on the lids, because it will obscure the eyelashes. Secondly, smoky eyes are usually done in an almond shape, so that …

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Jun 09

Tony awards faux pas- Neil Harris and Will Ferrell

Okay guys, here’s the story. Business ties look funny with a sexy tuxedo, no matter what color they are. The purpose of the bow tie is to look whimsical instead of scary like a black business tie does. Think undertaker. Black has many personalities, and one of which is forbidding, like Gestapo, Mafia, so that’s …

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May 02

Lindsay Lohan needs to change her image

According to media and PR experts, Lindsay Lohan’s irresponsible behavior, including multiple DUI arrests, have wrecked her career and virtually destroyed her chances of having a successful career again. See the article from the New York Daily News. I believe all the suggestions made in the Daily News article are dead on and Lohan needs …

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Apr 30

Funky Hairdo Day

April 30th is Funky Hairdo Day. In honor of Funky Hairdo day I’m voting Victoria Beckham 2009’s all-around funkiest of hairdo’s. She’s gone from the funky bob-stack cut to a nearly shaved buzz cut. Take a look at the Beckham Evolution

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Apr 09

Murder by footwear!

You think YOUR shoes are killing your feet? Take a look at these. It seems obvious that these ridiculous shoes must have been designed by men. No woman would do that to another woman! Your comments?

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Mar 25

Kelly Clarkson: Hips Camouflage Gone Wrong!

Kelly, you’ve let your brand down! You need to get a good image consultant who can show you a better way to camouflage little figure problems. This dress just added two extra sizes to your derriere.

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Mar 05

Wear a Burlap Sack to Work Day!

March 5th is Wear a burlap sack to work day. In honor of Wear a burlap sack to work day, here are a few “Designer” burlap sacks.

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Feb 25

Bad Oscar Fashion

The two bookends couldn’t think of anything to wear to the Oscars, so I guess they just wore the drapes. Redheads CAN wear black if they accompany it with good makeup. Not the case here.

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